Wells Fargo

Like every crooked bank and shady financial institution before it, Wells Fargo is scrambling to conduct damage control after the “scandal” that ensued after their unsavory behavior. Ahh yes, scandals. If you haven’t noticed, companies and celebrities don’t commit crimes anymore. They simply have scandals, which isn’t near as menacing as naming it for what it truly is, fraud. Wells Fargo is a fraudulent, soulless company, and despite what some consumers still believe, they don’t give a fuck about you. The only thing that matters to these people is leeching as much money over the longest period of time. We don’t make it very difficult for banks to do that here in the US, and its abundantly clear that they know it. I would be remiss to only name Wells Fargo as being devious, but in truth, the vast majority of these uber banks are all equally corrupt in some way or another, and when it comes down to it, they make their money in the same way. Magically.